Islamists Flood Square in Cairo in Show of Strength - Readers' Comments - NYTimes.com

Islamists Flood Square in Cairo in Show of Strength - Readers' Comments - NYTimes.com: "“Islamic, Islamic,” went a popular chant. “Neither secular nor liberal.” Sounds like Fox And Friends found new pals!"

GOP SVU

GOP: Special Victims Unit

Great montage and whatnot, but I couldn't help but feel that, as perhaps you have before, Mr. Stewart, you endorse the right-wing's cred as 'good peeps', THEN demonstrate how their fear, sense of self-righteous victimization (if not outright martyrdom) and paranoia is an endlessly regurgitating geyser. Hit, then a giant miss. I don't think you can really criticize Obama for being part of the "Cult Of Balance" (Krugman's term) when you yourself constantly remind us that you are also a devotee.

Finally, Some GOOD News: "David Brooks is off today."

"The Centrist Cop-Out - NYTimes.com:

Glenn Beck Still Working Hard To Be America's Biggest Asshole

Glenn Beck compares Norway shooting victims to Hitler Youth - video


   

Freud On Cocaine: "This Shit Is Fucking Awesome!"

An Anatomy of Addiction - By Howard Markel - Book Review - NYTimes.com

Concerned Asshole Parents Unite For Intolerance

http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2011/06/28/alliance-defense-fund-anoka-hennepin-sexual-orientation-policy-school-board/

Concerned parents of children in a Minnesota school district are uniting to fight for their right to be intolerant assholes. When a local reporter asked one of these parents as to why, he replied, "Because that is what Jesus."

More on what Jesus wants as this story develops. Currently, Our Lord And Savior Jesus Christ is denying rumors that he will appear on ABC's This Week With Christiane Amanpour.

Google Foundation Creates 100 Million Prize For First Human Turd On The Moon

God Lovers In Abusive Controlling Relationship With God

Deadly Blasts in Norway Are Followed by Gun Attack - NYTimes.com

IF YOU'RE BRAIN COULD THINK, YOU WOULD NOT BE A REPUBLICAN

There, I think I've settled this whole 'politics' issue. On to global warming.

The Morning Idiot

Beyond the Beltway, Budget Talks Inspire Pessimism and Yawns - NYTimes.com

‎'“The whole problem is that there are people who have more credit debt than income, and they go out and buy a flat-screen television,” said Mr. Hunt, who expressed pessimism about a deal being reached. “Our politicians are a reflection of that rate of consumption.”'
Clearly he has thought this through.

Betchya' Didn't Know...

The translation of "mea culpa" is literally, "Sir, I have unintentionally licked donkey balls. And I apologize. I also apologize for that nude fresco of your wife that I installed in the public bathhouse."

Beta Males Have It Much Less Horrible Than Zeta Males

Study of Alpha Male Baboons Shows It’s Stressful at the Top - NYTimes.com

Hackers Gained Access to Sensitive Military Files - NYTimes.com

Hackers Gained Access to Sensitive Military Files - NYTimes.com

And just when that war was going so well...

Sophie's Choice - Cats Vs. Birds - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 07/11/11 - Video Clip | Comedy Central

Sophie's Choice - Cats Vs. Birds - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 07/11/11 - Video Clip | Comedy Central

Another unfunny, idiotic Fox News screen test from the Musliim Uncle Tom, Aasif Mandvi. I suppose the real question is, "Why do I care?" Because if I wanted to watch spurious bullshit, I'd watch Fox News.

Thank you Al Madrigal--someone as unfunny and annoying as Carlos Mencia

The Naturalized - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 07/12/11 - Video Clip | Comedy Central

#dailyshow

Getting Away With Murdoch

Murdoch’s Fatal Flaw - Readers' Comments - NYTimes.com: "Rupert Murdoch is the Anglo-Saxon equivalent of Silvio Berlusconi: money, power, and no scruples. It's only fitting that the most reactionary and downright proto-fascist American TV network, Fox, is one of his possessions.

One can only hope that the NoW debacle is the beginning of the end of the 'evil' empire Murdoch has created."

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Obama Seeking New Ways To Discourage The People Who Voted For Him

President Obama reassured the nation during a press conference this week that he will leave "no stone unturned" in seeking new ways to induce despair and hopelessness in those who voted for him in 2008.

Examples of the above cited by the president include playing the board-game "Monopoly" with the board of Bank of America, a televised game of "Risk" which he will play against Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld, posing for photo ops of himself issuing 'fun' over-sized checks with the words "From The Social Security Fund" to hedge fund managers, and "perhaps" pulling down his trousers and passing waste material on to a sidewalk in San Francisco whilst humming a new Toby Keith tune celebrating the forcible sodomizing of an imprisoned Iraqi man by Neo-Nazis.

"But that will not be the end," promised the president. "With these weapons, the speeches and the press conference and the news release, I will hammer relentlessly away at the spirit of those who supported me in '08. I will devote every waking minute of my life chipping away at their spirits, crushing their hopes with the ceaseless repetition of 'compromise' with those who do not know the meaning of word; dedicate myself to grinding down the prayers and dreams and wishes of little children by helping to wreck their nation. I shall continue to give my opponents every benefit of the doubt. And once they have proved beyond any doubt that they are soul-less scoundrels without an ounce of human decency,  I shall compromise again. Love me and despair."

The president also said that prosperity is just around the corner.

Neuroscience and intelligence - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Neuroscience and intelligence - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "Brain size
Rushton and Jensen (2010) argue that the brain is metabolically demanding. In rats, cats, and dogs it uses about 5% of the body's energy; in non-human primates, 10%, in humans, 20%."

That's right, your brain is a parasite. (Like a tapeworm or a liberal.)

Indian Minister Offers Clarification on Gay Sex Comments - NYTimes.com

Indian Minister Offers Clarification on Gay Sex Comments - NYTimes.com

"When I said 'homosexuality is a disease', what I really meant to say was that it's infectious. Like happiness, or cholera."

God Indoctrinates Children With Music, T-Shirts

YouTube - ‪BARACK OBAMA KIDS AND HITLER YOUTH SING FOR THEIR LEADER‬‏

The Lord Our One True God, Creator of the Universe, is apparently up to his old tactics again--this time with our children! This video shows evidence that he has found ways to indoctrinate them with "hymns" which apparently praise him and go on endlessly about his accomplishments.

Please write to your congressman and demand that legislation be passed to stop this mind-control by The Holy Trinity.

-Yours In Christ,

DRT

ENVY OUR FUCKING FREEDOM DAY, REDCOATS.

Boy, I bet you chappies wish you could buy a semi-automatic military
assault rifle with a 30 round magazine. Oh, you can't...I reckon you'll
never know the sweet taste of LIBERTY.

(Liberty, that prostitute that died of AIDS recently. She worked on the corner of 5th and Main.)

Now lick my ammo, bitches!