Closeted Homophobes Plan To Whack Off To Biblical BDSM Snuff Film
A group of repressed homophobes announced their plans to sexually pleasure themselves to prolonged film sequences of a man being slathered in body grease, sadistically beaten, and then murdered in a painful and excruciating fashion, all while being dramatically lit and photographed by professional trade guild members.
The reaction from observers was characterized by a complete lack of either shock or suprise. Several onlookers did, however, shrug their shoulders. At least one was heard to say, "I never would have expected that," although the tone seemed to be one of mockery and derision rather than actual astonishment.