Dear Idiots At Marketplace...
Thank you for this heartwarming tale that tells us absolutely nothing. If your programme had not told me that things are not equally bad for everyone, how else would America know? And who knew that poverty and feeling forced to ask for government assistance could be humiliating? No one at your show it seems. I'm certain that your producers would much rather fill out a 1040EZ than ask the gub'ment for deductions on mortgages or business-related expenses or lord knows what other handouts some shameless gits would take. (Not the proud folks who run your show, I'm certain.)